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The Bleed: RUPTURE – Chapter Three excerpt

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Filthy Halfsies

When the grandfathers to the grandfathers were young, the race of gods stepped through time and space, appearing in the North. Fleeing an ancient, world-eating evil they called the Bleed, they came to build anew, in peace. Other than strange hair and eye colors, they appeared similar to normal human beings—but they were taller, stronger, and smarter, and were ripe with powers from their home world. They brought unheard of learning and experience with them; they built their Endless City from one edge of the North to the other, with its mile-high walls and towers of stone, steel and wood soaring above that. They ruled the world from afar, without war, or even effort, ever watchful for the signs of the Bleed, their unending, ever-hungry foe.

They took husbands and wives and left thousands of half-breed children behind when the enemy they fled bled through the fabric of the worlds. Deep in their city, servants of the evil ate at their new home, one bloody soul at a time. They made their stand at the edge of the world, almost a score ago, and not one god has been seen since.

Without their vibrant presence, the gods’ city crumbles. The common folk wander through the world, aimless, as the world at the city’s feet awaits their victory, or defeat, at the edge, where the seas turn to ice and fall into night’s oblivion, where only gods dared tread.

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“Why are there no more fish?” Arridon Gray muttered as he threw the nets down on Mercy Point’s last remaining rickety pier which jutted out over the sea’s edge. The sea’s agitated waves rolled in, foamy and cold, and smashed against the shrinking village’s stony shore wall.

Fishing under the summer sun off the docks with his father’s old nets had yielded Arridon no fish for the third day running. The young man wasn’t the only person with empty nets either; none of the other men standing on the shores of the Dawn Sea had catches that would fill a belly come dinnertime. After sitting on the pier’s end, boots dangling over the brackish waters below, lamenting the fortune he’d received over his twenty short years and the fortunes of all the other people struggling to feed themselves in the village of Mercy Point, he got to his feet. He packaged the old net back into his father’s large canvas bag and began the trudge inland to the home he shared with his father and younger sister. He walked carefully on the aged planks, using the golden eyes his mother had passed down to him to watch for rotted boards, perishing from disuse. The weight of the bag over his shoulder cut into his skin, but the calluses fought back.

He walked past the old fishery warehouses that no longer smelled of the day’s catch—and hadn’t for years—and then past the almost abandoned inns that used to cater to merchants coming and going on boats that no longer came or went on the Eastern Sea.

They were too close to the gods’ war at the world’s edge, or so the traders claimed.

Arridon believed in the war at the edge of the world, even though he couldn’t see it and didn’t know anyone who had. He believed in the gods fighting that war, including his mother, though she’d been gone for over a decade now. Worrying about his drunken father and protecting his little sister occupied all the anxiety he could work up in a day’s time. The gods’ war against the Bleed would come to them, or it wouldn’t. He had no say either way.

He passed through the village’s central courtyard, with its long-unused guillotine and trio of freshwater wells, and took the slight turn towards the street he and his family lived on. Several buildings ahead, he saw his sister leaning against the side of an abandoned home, surrounded by several of the local boys. Her eyes were narrowed into dagger slits of anger as she looked from one boy to the next.

“Shit,” he whispered, and picked up speed to get to her before one of the boys did something they’d regret.

They were arguing with her when he arrived.

“Why won’t ya?” one of them asked her, taunting. “You don’t think he’s good enough for ya, ya golden-eyed freak?”

“No, actually, he isn’t good enough for me,” Thistle shot back as she put her long brown hair up in a ponytail. “Not a soul in this godless village is worth so much as my freakish kiss, and at the bottom of that wretched, worthless pile is all of you and your friend Sebastian especially. Now kindly, you can all go walk off the edge.”

“Come on now,” the one Arridon knew to be Sebastian said. “No harm meant. Just one kiss. A plump, wet one, and I’ll be off.”

“Seb, you heard her,” Arridon said, approaching the four teenage boys harassing his sister. “Her lips are hers to decide what to do with. Now be off or I’ll drag each of you to the pier and throw you in, one by one. Let you float to the war and right over the edge of the world.”

“Oh, we was just having fun with Thistle, Arridon. You both get your halfsie panties twisted over nothing,” Sebastian shot back.

Halfsie.

It wasn’t the first time he’d been called a halfsie, but it stung just as bad every time. Arridon’s blood boiled. He dropped the heavy bag filled with netting on the cobblestone street and shot a hand out at the throat of the kid who’d called his sister and him such a terrible name.

“Say that again,” Arridon dared him. “Call my sister and me a halfsie one more time.”

One of the boys stepped forward to intervene, to rescue his friend from the older, stronger Arridon, but the “halfsie” man stared at him with his golden god’s eyes, and the bully froze in his footsteps.

“But that’s what you are,” Sebastian choked out. “Dirty half-people. You think the two of you would add up to one worthless person but you don’t. Your two good halves are gone and the halves you got left don’t add up to nothing.”

“We are both more than half a person, thank you,” Thistle shot back. “Our mother was a god from the Endless City, and at least we know what man mounted her in the dark, you fatherless bastard.”

Sebastian slipped into rage and struggled, but the deceptively strong grip skinny and tall Arridon had on his neck held him from attacking Thistle. He resorted to grunting in anger at her, and foaming at the mouth like the angry surf, or the mouth of a rabid dog held barely at bay. After several seconds of that, Sebastian gave up the struggle, and stood, arms limp at his sides.

“Listen to me,” Arridon said, leaning down into the bully’s face. “All of you listen to me. I won’t say this again; next time I’ll save my breath and just punch you in the face.” He looked to each of their scared faces, and when he knew they were paying attention, he continued. “My sister and I are good people. Whole people. We didn’t choose that our mother was one of the god-kind, and I’ll be honest: I’m glad she was, no matter what the haters say. Now you say what you will about the other gods, and where they went when they left, but our mother was a good person, and so are we. Now pay close attention. I’ll stop being a nice person if you keep harassing my sister and me, you understand? I’ll use the part of me that came from her, and I’ll shrivel your little dicks so small they’ll turn inside out. And then, I’ll lay a curse upon your fields and your harvests, and your children—if anyone ever willingly touches your shriveled cocks. None of you will ever be happy again if you cross my family, and none you know will be either.”

Coming this Tuesday from David Moody, Chris Philbrook and Mark Tufo.

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The Bleed: RUPTURE – Chapter Two excerpt

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Base Station New Start, Sea of Crises, Earth’s Moon Surface

It was 2035, the year the earth came to a tipping point it could not recover from. Deforestation, pollution, melting of the polar ice caps, overpopulation, and an inability to provide enough food had pushed the world into a war that dwarfed the two great wars combined. Nearly every country that had a standing military had joined the fray, battling for scraps of an ever-diminishing supply of resources. Alliances were tested, broken and reformed on a continual basis. It got to the point that most didn’t even know which side, or who exactly, they were fighting with anymore. Humanity was on the brink of extinction, and somehow killing each other seemed the best solution. For twelve years, unbridled savagery was released upon the planet. Billions died in the conflict, and there seemed no end to the misery. War and the wretchedness of it were all anybody knew.

It was a French woman, Esmee Marchand, who had covertly approached what remained of the governments with a plan to save what was left. Esmee had been an ecologist; she’d studied at Harvard and Cambridge University before the war started. She bore witness to the destruction of her planet and had switched her field of focus to terra-forming. She’d devised an original method of rejuvenating environments; creating safe zones for human life, and with this knowledge in hand, she had offered an escape, a fresh start. So, even as countries tore themselves and each other apart, scientists and technicians worked in secret to create rockets and gather the materials, people and animals that would inhabit the moon, always with hope that someday they could return to the earth, once peace had been restored and the threats facing our survival had been removed. What they did not know, what they could not know, was that the Bleed had found their oasis among the stars, and it was doing what it had always done: destroy.

2070

Day 1 8:02 a.m.

“Woohoo!” Samantha Morrison screamed as Tyler sent the M.O.W.E.R., the Moon Octagon Wheeled Express Rover, into a tight donut. She was standing up in her seat, holding on to the turbulence bar mounted on the dashboard.

“Sam, sit your ass down!” her brother, Derrick, said from the back seat.

“Just drink more of Maddie’s hot water and stop being a prude!” She smiled and twisted around, making sure Tyler got a good view of her backside.

“This beats the shit out of calculus!” Juan said, grabbing the illegal bottle of alcohol from Derrick’s hands.

“Speaking of which, don’t you think they’re going to know something is up when half the kids are missing?” Derrick asked.

“Moon flu,” Tyler said as he got the mower out of its slide and was now racing forward. At sixteen, he was the oldest of the four by three months. He stood nearly six feet tall and was the object of desire to almost every girl in his class, though there were only five. It didn’t matter to him, as he only had eyes for Sam. He yearned for her. The only downside was her twin brother Derrick, whom she insisted come along on whatever adventure they leapt upon.

To Tyler, Sam was the perfect woman. She had dark hair, piercing blue eyes, and a smile that made him want to lasso the earth and give it to her on a charm bracelet. Then there was Juan, Tyler’s oldest and dearest friend. Their parents were molecular scientists and had been working closely together since they’d landed on the moon some twenty years ago. They’d known each other since their first remembered thoughts. They were as different as two people could be; where Tyler was tall and wiry, Juan was short and stocky. Their only similarity was that they both loved a Morrison. Tyler often smiled when he imagined what Derrick would think if he knew Juan had a thing for him.

“Don’t hog that!” Sam had to shout over the music blaring from the mower’s speaker system. She reached her hand back for the hot water. She took a hefty swig and sat down hard. “I think I might be…ebriated.”

“Ebriated?” Tyler laughed, looking over at her.

She laughed and then hiccupped. Tyler could not take his eyes from the heavenly sight.

“Dude! Tyler, man, look out!” Juan shouted from the back.

“Oh shit!” Tyler turned and was looking at one of the massive support pillars of a Terraforming Transfer Tower, a big one—a T3. The structure itself was over two hundred feet tall; the support pillar was ten feet across by ten feet high made of steel-reinforced concrete and it filled his windshield view. The mower wouldn’t so much as scratch it if it struck. Tyler pulled the wheel hard to his right; the internal gyroscopes did not have enough time to compensate for the sudden maneuver. The wheels on the left came up off the ground just as the front passenger quarter panel squealed in protest and collided with the tower. The force tipped the vehicle completely over and sent it skidding and twirling for close to five hundred feet before it came to a teetering stop on its roof. Dust swirled around outside and inside the vehicle. Electrical circuits began shorting, leaving a smell of burnt ozone in the air.

“Fuck! Everyone all right?!” Tyler fell to the ceiling as he undid his seat restraint. He looked over in panic to Sam, who was in a curled-up heap, blood flowing from her head.

“Good,” Juan said as he sat up and tried to help Derrick, who angrily shoved him away.

“Sam?” He was scurrying to move to the front and help his sister.

She sat up. “What a rush!” She was laughing.

“You scared us to death!” Derrick shouted.

“So dramatic, this one,” Juan said. “Uh, guys, better suit up,” he said as he watched a small crack in the window closest to him sucking out the all-important life-giving oxygen and replacing it with choking moon dust. “We’ve got a leak.”

The mirth at having survived the accident quickly gave way to alarm as Derrick moved to the rear of the vehicle to grab the pressurized suits.

“How far are we from the base?” Juan asked as he began to dress.

“I…I don’t know….” Tyler was quickly putting his feet through the legs as more oxygen seeped out. An alarm had sounded, warning of the loss of air, but promptly ceased as all electrical functions on the mower died.

Derrick again rooted around in the trunk, grabbing some liquid sealant. He squeezed the end of the tube; the semi-liquid moved toward the hole and before it could slip through, it spread out and sealed the breach.

“Good move, dork,” Sam said. He stuck his tongue out at her.

Once Sam had her suit on, she looked to the tower and up. “That’s number thirty-four, so we’ve got to be close to ten miles out.”

“You know the layout of the towers?” Tyler asked as he pulled up the front of his jacket.

“Our dad helped put them there and is responsible for the maintenance. He takes us out all the time to show us, as eventually this is supposed to be our job. Of course, we’ll be lucky if we don’t end up in jail over this,” Derrick replied, looking sourly at Tyler.

“There’s no jail on the moon,” Juan said. “That’s only in the books and movies from Earth.”

“Yeah, well, they might make one now just for us. We need to get moving; we’ve got two hours of air and a lot of miles to travel. Dumbasses,” Derrick muttered that last part.

“What about the winch? Can’t we use that to turn us over?” Sam asked.

“I think the damage is too severe to drive, and besides…” Derrick pointed to a spot some hundred feet away where the spiraled winch cable sat in its housing.

“Um, we have another problem,” Juan said as he held up the broken faceplate of his suit.

“Shit, take mine,” Tyler offered. “I’m the one that got us into this mess.”

“Okay. Sam and I can go and get help; Tyler, you stay here with Juan. When the oxygen inside the vehicle is finally tapped out, you’ll have to share what’s in the suits. Should have plenty.”

“Look at Take Charge Derrick, my hero!” Tyler went in to give the other a kiss.

“This is serious!” Derrick pushed him away.

“So was I.” Tyler put on a mock countenance of hurt.

“Come on, sis.”

“Shouldn’t she stay here? It would be safer,” Juan said.

“Not sure about that,” Derrick answered, moving toward the airlock. “And you know we’re always supposed to go out in pairs in case something happens.”

“Not sure if the rules apply anymore,” Tyler said. “We already drank something we weren’t supposed to have and stole a mower.”

“That’s on Maddie for even making it,” Juan said, trying to make light of the situation.

“I didn’t drink any, and I didn’t steal this truck.” Derrick was next to the manual override. “Sam, come on.”

“Why’d you even come?” Tyler could not hide the hostility in his voice.

“To save your asses when you invariably did something like this.” His sister came up beside him. He turned the crank quickly; the inner door to the airlock opened with a hiss. He and Sam walked into the small anti-chamber before he shut and locked the door behind him. Then he went for the outer door. It took the combined effort of both of them to turn the wheel, the door having suffered damage from the collision.

“You should take it easy on him,” Sam said through the comm device built into the suits.

“And maybe you should reevaluate what you see in him. He could have killed us all and we’re still in a lot of trouble out here. It’s not recommended to be more than a mile away from a facility, and here we are, ten times that.”

“It’s so boring here, Der! You know that. You must. You’re always reading; don’t the people in those stories ever have fun?”

“Most of what I read is on science.”

“Maybe that’s your problem.”

“I hate to tell you this, sis, but Tyler isn’t going to be riding a white stallion to your rescue any time soon.”

Sam pushed him. “Shut up. I’m sixteen—almost seventeen—and besides playing board games with our parents, I barely have any fun.”

“And I’m the dramatic one,” Derrick sighed. “You should talk less and walk more. This is going to be close.”

“Shouldn’t we run? Jog, maybe?”

“We’ll use up our air faster.”

“What about the oxygen level outside? Haven’t the towers made enough yet?”

“I realize Tyler is dreamy and all, but don’t you pay any attention in school?”

“Why should I? You always fill me in.”

“The oxygen around us is a little over sixteen percent.”

“That’s not enough?”

Derrick let his head sag.

“I’m kidding, okay? I know twenty-one percent is the optimal zone for human life, but won’t sixteen point-two-five be enough?”

“The only thing that can survive in that is fire. It’s going to be five more years before we can live outside.”

“Oh, can you imagine? To be free of these suits…to lie out on grass and stare up at the stars?”

“We can do all of that in the solarium.”

“You mean that domed building with the glass ceiling? Not the same, baby brother.”

“By four minutes. My guess is you probably tripped me on the way out so you could be first.”

They walked the next few miles in silence, doing their best to conserve oxygen. Sam tapped the base of Tower 12 then looked over to her brother; his eyebrows furrowed.

“Five miles out,” he said.

“I’m at a third of a tank,” Sam replied.

Derrick said nothing.

“Derrick.”

“I’m at less than that,” was all he offered as he plodded on. After a few hundred yards, he stopped. “Sam, I’m not going to make it. If I give you my tank, you should have just enough.”

“You’d sacrifice yourself for little old me? That means so much! Okay, take it off, I’ve got to get going.”

“I’m serious!”

“Not a chance in hell I’m leaving you out here. We’re both going to make it.”

Derrick didn’t think so, but he didn’t want to waste oxygen arguing with his sister. He couldn’t remember the last time that had worked out in his favor. His visor began to flash red just as they saw the facility on the horizon. So damn close, he thought. His head began to swim as he took in more carbon dioxide than air.

He didn’t remember falling to the ground.

Coming July 14th. Written by David Moody, Chris Philbrook and Mark Tufo.


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The Bleed: RUPTURE – Chapter One Excerpt

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LONDON, NEXT WEEK

Somehow, everything in this complex sprawl of a city feels like it’s interconnected. More than seven million people live here and work and play and learn here, and despite the fact most of them stay happily within their own little bubbles, doing all they can to avoid talking to anyone else, the day-to-day runs pretty much like clockwork. The masses are together, yet isolated. People weave around each other along the clogged pavements, side-stepping without even looking up from their phones, skillfully avoiding collisions. The traffic stops and starts along heavily congested roads in bad tempered order. Deep underground, tube trains race from station to station at speed, dumping hundreds of people at a time onto platforms already crowded with hundreds more waiting to get on and be whisked away elsewhere.

It’s an incredibly complicated but largely well-oiled machine. It copes with occasional accidents and interruptions, compensating to keep everything moving. It would take something catastrophic to stop the whole damn thing in its tracks. Something way out of the control of Transport for London or the Metropolitan Police. Something bigger than anything ever seen here before. Something inexplicable and indisputably huge. Something mind-bending, world changing, even perception altering.

Something like what’s going to happen next Thursday.

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It began as a barely perceptible greenish glow illuminating the underbelly of a disconcertingly specific section of the overcast gray sky above the heart of the city. Hardly anyone noticed it at first, preoccupied as they were, as usual, with the Thursday morning commute. At just before seven o’clock, few people were in the mood to be interrupted or diverted. The daily race to their weekday destinations had begun.

But the glow remained and slowly increased in brightness, the bile-green hue growing brighter, more and more noticeable. There was something of the Northern Lights about it, but the possibility was so remote, and anyway…surely not with this much cloud overhead? In any case, whatever it was, it wasn’t as important as the meeting at the offices near Westminster at nine sharp, or catching the connecting train to Milton Keynes at eight-twenty-three, or making that appointment with the casting director of that show and not looking like a complete hungover mess, or getting a decent place in the queue for tickets for the—

Everything changed when the cloud cover was breached.

It looked like a comet—a luminous nucleus with a sickly green-tinged tail—but its movement was all wrong. Instead of racing across the London skyline, it was instead bearing down. And actually, as crowds of people now gazing skyward began to realize, it wasn’t racing at all. The impossible mass seemed to be drifting down with control, sinking slowly as if coming in to land. As the comet-thing descended, its speed almost so slow now as to be imperceptible, people began to react.

Most stopped dead in their tracks.

There were collisions on pavements and bumps in the road as people spotted it. Those who hadn’t yet looked up followed fingers pointing skyward and all began to sense the early morning light changing. The subtle green tinge which had been barely noticeable now covered the city. It made everything and everyone look unwell.

Folks who normally completed their morning commute without saying a word to anyone they didn’t know began to look to each other for explanations, though none were forthcoming. In an atmosphere of anxious uncertainty, strangers quickly became allies. Pointless questions were posed, pointless because even though no one had any answers, it didn’t stop them asking. It was a nervous thing. As the bright mass continued its painfully slow descent towards the heart of the city, people nudged those next to them and cocked their heads in the vain hope this was just a publicity stunt they’d not heard about or a scheduled light display their fellow commuters might have seen mentioned on the TV news.

It wasn’t long before panic set in. Despite the absolute lack of detail or information, one thing was clear as crystal: whatever it was up there, it was heading directly for the center of London on an unstoppable collision course. The true size of the comet—if that was what it really was—had been hard to discern, but when an Emirates Airbus 380 flew past and was dwarfed, and then a phalanx of military helicopters crawled in front of it like tiny but well-coordinated spiders, it became painfully apparent to everyone watching that this thing was huge. As in capable of wiping out the whole of London huge. As in…capable of ending all life on Earth.

Subdued British politeness turned to absolute fucking terror.

In contrast to the well-rehearsed order of just a few minutes ago, the pavements and streets were now chaotic in the extreme. And the faster people tried to walk or run or drive to safety, the slower everything became as one collision became two, two became four, and four became many more. It didn’t take a genius to work out that if—when—the comet hit, the area for miles around this place would cease to exist in seconds. Of course, that didn’t stop most people trying to get away.

Jennifer Allsopp wasn’t like most people.

She knew that it probably wasn’t worth running. She instead looked up at the glowing orb in the sky overhead, watching it tumbling over and over towards her. Although she’d have given anything to be somewhere—anywhere—else right now, she knew she was stuck. She could run at full speed for as long as she could manage, but it wouldn’t make any difference. She could catch the fastest bullet train (if they even had them here), but she knew she wouldn’t get far enough to escape the inevitable impact and blast wave.

Best not to bother trying, she decided. Save your energy. None of us are going anywhere. We’re all fucked.

Coming July 14th. Written by David Moody, Chris Philbrook, and Mark Tufo.

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Dead Lucky is now up for pre-order

If it wasn’t for bad luck, some of us wouldn’t have any luck at all.

Old saying, sure, but boy is it true when it comes to Adrian Ring’s zombie apocalypse. Welcome to Dead Lucky; an anthology of twelve tales set in the world of Adrian’s Undead Diary.

With stories by:

Christopher MacDonald

Rich Restucci

Chisto Healy

Jay Wilburn

Chris Leininger

Carl Meadows

J.D. Demers

Shannon Clare

And three stories written by Chris Philbrook.

Each of these clever tales revolves around the sudden appearance of luck, or a distinct lack thereof. From getting trapped in a porn store to being dragged out of your peaceful existence into a world of violence and evil, each of these stories adds to the canon of AUD.

Pre-order the Kindle version here on Amazon: https://amzn.to/2NnwBig

The Bleed: Rupture – Prologue

PROLOGUE

The planet was so old that it didn’t have a name. The people who lived there were nameless too. They had evolved and grown over countless generations and had become a strong and complex society. The needs of all individuals were considered; the collective was everything; the past, the present and the future were always in mind.

In this utopian society, the rule of law was sacred. People understood that, for them to remain strong and prosper, their friends, families, and neighbors needed to be strong and prosperous too. And for generation after generation, those principles held true and people worked with each other for collective reward. But the multiverse is a whirlwind of chaos, and sometimes no matter how hard people try to plan for it, chance and circumstance conspire to devastating effect.

An asteroid.

A massive spinning, rolling lump of rock hurtled through the void of space and hit the planet, and though the initial damage of the impact was limited, the long-term implications were stark. Clouds of noxious dust and ash were spewed into the atmosphere, plunging the planet into a brutal ice age. Oceans froze. Crops failed. Millions died. And the millions more who survived now faced the most uncertain of futures.

When there’s not enough food to keep everyone alive, how do we decide who lives and who dies?

The ancient society collapsed with terrifying ease and speed.

With the world’s equilibrium now out of balance, it became a fight for survival. The society was torn in two. On one side, those who still believed in the values of their elders and the past did all that they could to help as many people as possible. Those on the other side of the divide, however, said fuck you to the rest of their world. Base and carnal, they spilled the blood of their brothers and sisters without a second thought. The roads and rivers ran red.

This was the genesis of the Bleed.

Those who still believed in the values and structures of their ancient society used their collective wisdom to find a way of escaping the hell their planet had become. Able to travel between different worlds, universes, and dimensions, they became gods and sowed the seeds of all civilizations throughout the multiverse.

Those left behind, consumed by anger, jealously, and rage, became demons.

The abandoned people of the Bleed stole the technology of the gods and set out for revenge. And wherever they found the children of the gods, they attacked. They mutated and killed. They turned natural worlds against their indigenous inhabitants; insects became giant monsters, life-giving water turned to blood and was filled with disease….

Blinded by its anger, the Bleed won’t rest until the gods and all other living things are dead and it is the only thing that remains.

Coming July 14th, written by David Moody, Chris Philbrook and Mark Tufo.


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It’s a SALE!

To celebrate the 10th aniversary of AUD, I’ve put a handful of books on sale this week. These are the first of the sales, and each of these eBook are just 99 cents on the Kindle.

AUD Five: Wrath: https://amzn.to/2Yg38NM

AUD Nine: The Dealer of Hope: https://amzn.to/3d82ndK

Tales Three: Only the Light We Make: https://amzn.to/37FqTln

Enjoy, and more sales soon!

Celebrate the Tenth Anniversary of Adrian’s Undead Diary with me!

June 23rd, 2010 is ‘that day,’ in Adrian’s story. It’s the day the undead were unleashed on the world, and it’s the day where the end, begins.

To celebrate the tenth anniversary of me starting what turned into a writing career, and the community that’s formed around it, I’m going to be posting tons of behind the scenes looks at ten years of AUD, as well as running contests for prizes, sales, and all kinds of cool stuff over on my Facebook page.

Please pop on in, and check out the schedule of events here: https://www.facebook.com/PhilbrookAuthor/photos/a.245945168863671/1972308439560660/?type=3&theater

A brief remark on racism.

It isn’t brief, but little I write is.

This is copied from my Facebook page, so you might’ve already seen it.

Writing is my livelihood.

It’s how I pay my bills.

It’s how my kids eat, get clothes, and it’s how my mortgage gets paid. I sell books to democrats, republicans, whites, blacks, asians, latinos, and to people all across the globe. I’m lucky.

I’ve always done my best to walk a path of moderation with politics and religion and belief in my social media posts. It’s pragmatic, right? Don’t alienate either side of the aisle. Don’t offend the religious, or the atheistic. Support law enforcement and the military, but also support minorities, and the idea of peace first.

Keep as many potential fans as you can, Chris. It’s how you pay the bills, Chris. It’s how you stay afloat in your writing career, Chris. Shit, I built my entire writing career around a community I built on my website, ten years this summer. I’m good at building communities.

Right now, I’m going to take a stand, and try to build a community. Maybe I’ll do this wrong, but to the people who it matters most to, I hope you see I’m trying to do something right.

Here we go;

I am a college-educated, white man, and I am not afraid of the police. I have encountered them countless times, and have, with damn few exceptions, always been treated with respect. I never worried about the consequences of getting arrested, even if it were to happen. I trusted the system. I’ve never been afraid to walk down a street, never been afraid to go to school, never had to worry about brothers or sisters getting shot in my neighborhood by either police, or neighbors. I never worried about getting school books, or qualified teachers, or school budgets.

I have never been afraid to use my voice.

I am fortunate. I am PRIVILEGED to feel the way I feel about law enforcement. Shit, I am pro-cop, pro law-enforcement. I admire the professional and almost all the men and women who enter it.

The other side of that coin is that when there is a bad cop… They must be held accountable immediately, fairly, and harshly. Police officers (and any public official) trade in trust. It is the currency they earn, and spend. Our trust in them, their trust in us. When that trust is violated, they lose the moral high ground, and we, as citizens, must become wary of them to protect ourselves, until that trust has been restored. Just like currency.

With the black community… that trust has never really existed. Cops were the authority, they were to be obeyed, and that’s that. Don’t like it, tough shit, go to jail.

Can’t get a job because your school district is in poverty, had no budget, and you couldn’t get an education? Well, you’re a piece of shit drug dealer, and it was your choice. Oh, and even if you weren’t a drug dealer, enough people think you MIGHT be a drug dealer, that it’s just better to hire a white guy who’s less qualified, because that feels safer.

No currency, right? Blacks couldn’t earn the trust of police, and the police couldn’t trust blacks, right? No one has any currency to spend with each other. No social commerce can happen with that arrangement.

Look, I am the last guy who knows the black experience in America. I don’t know shit about what that’s like, really.

I do know, that what I see, and hear, from black friends, and black fans–not JUST from the media–scares the SHIT out of me, and I KNOW that it isn’t fair, and I KNOW that they feel squelched, and I KNOW…

I know history. I know how fascist empires began. I know how the rights of the public were usurped in many places, and for less than what’s happening in America, now.

Fuck. I know that I want my daughters to grow up in a world where they can love anyone, be friends with anyone, and feel safe anywhere, and be heard. But if I want them heard…. then everyone must be given that same chance to speak, and be listened to.

A very, VERY smart man said that the riot is the voice of the unheard, and there are a LOT of people who are unheard, and are being ignored right now.

I will not ignore you. I may not understand you, but I damn sure will try. I will TRUST that what you say is real, and I hope that you TRUST that I am listening, and that I want to build a better world, with you.

#blacklivesmatter

Anyone who wants to share their experiences with race, life, whatever, is welcome to in the #Ringfamily group.

If you bring hate, you’re gone. This isn’t a debate.

And maybe this is the hill my writing career dies on, and if that’s the case, so be it. I’ll bury my words with a clean conscience, surrounded by people I want around me.

New Merchandise site

Hey squad.

I hope you’re all deep in the throes of reading No God today, and enjoying it. I enjoyed writing it, and I hope that translates.

I’m posting this to let folks know that I am transitioning away from doing the bulk of merchandise order-fulfillment myself. It’s taking up too much space in the house, takes too long, and with COVID19, minimizing my trips to the post office and handling packages is just smart for the family.

I will still be handling signed books orders (gotta sign them, right?) but all other merchandise will be handled through a new Redbubble.com storefront.

What does this mean?

You’ll get far better service from them then you ever will from me.

You will also have NUMEROUS new graphics to buy.

You will be able to buy merchandise that I’ve never been able to offer. Merch like mugs, pillows, phone cases, face masks, dresses, tank tops, and far, far more.

The store is up and running right now at: http://chrisphilbrook.redbubble.com

More designs are being added every few days, so follow it, and hopefully you’ll find something you dig.

As far as the merch links here go…. I will leave them up for another week or two as I take a final inventory of what’s on hand. After that, I’ll do a fire-sale at steep discounts, and then that’s it for what I have. All gone, all done. it also means I won’t be bringing shirts to signings and conventions, but that’s okay, because I never sold many, and they are a BEAST to transport and display.

So check out the store, and let me know what you think. If you have design suggestions, or want to do some fan art, I’m all ears.

-Chris

No God has arrived.

RELEASE DAY, Y’ALL!

Adrian Ring is broken. He was wounded badly, and with dead loved ones on all sides, he makes a bold, life-changing decision; he’s leaving Bastion and its people to help the unknown second Trinity in Europe, where a terrible strain of faster, smarter undead still rampage in the streets.

Clinging to what’s left of his tattered soul, he must assemble a small team to bring across the Atlantic aboard one of the few still-operational US Navy frigates. There, he is reunited with his lost brother William.

The battle ahead is ominous enough, but the journey might kill him before he sets foot on European soil. He must battle the wills of those who will be left behind at Bastion, The Factory, Spring Meadows and MGR, plus ensure a proper transition of power.

He must wage a war of wills against a rag-tag Navy crew who sees him as a self-proclaimed savior, and against a captain who is at odd with his risk-taking, bold nature.

The zombies might be the least of his problems.

No God contains Adrian’s Journal entries from July 4th, 2014 through Sept. 3rd, 2014. It also contains the side fictions; A Man of God, The Cleaving, I Can See Clearly Now, and The A Game.

Nab it on the Kindle here: https://amzn.to/2ARyZeb

Or grab the dead tree version here: https://amzn.to/3d2zX5E

The Audible version, narrated by James Anderson Foster will release later this summer.

Pre-Order No God now.

Adrian Ring is broken. He was wounded badly, and with dead loved ones on all sides, he makes a bold, life-changing decision; he’s leaving Bastion and its people to help the unknown second Trinity in Europe, where a terrible strain of faster, smarter undead still rampage in the streets.

Clinging to what’s left of his tattered soul, he must assemble a small team to bring across the Atlantic aboard one of the few still-operational US Navy frigates. There, he is reunited with his lost brother William.

The battle ahead is ominous enough, but the journey might kill him before he sets foot on European soil. He must battle the wills of those who will be left behind at Bastion, The Factory, Spring Meadows and MGR, plus ensure a proper transition of power.

He must wage a war of wills against a rag-tag Navy crew who sees him as a self-proclaimed savior, and against a captain who is at odd with his risk-taking, bold nature.

The zombies might be the least of his problems.

No God contains Adrian’s Journal entries from July 4th, 2014 through Sept. 3rd, 2014. It also contains the side fictions; A Man of God, The Cleaving, I Can See Clearly Now, and The A Game.

No God releases on May 25th in print and on the Kindle. Audiobook narrated by James Foster will arrive later in the summer, date TBD.

Pre-order the Kindle version here: https://amzn.to/2YoUwVx

The Bleed: Rupture pre-order status

Boomshakalaka.

The Kindle and Audible pre-orders for book one of The Bleed, are now up. (links below)

The Bleed is attacking on several fronts and through different realities at once. The survivors of numerous battles are brought together through a series of ancient clockwork rooms, and their individual experiences combine to paint a picture of a multiverse on the brink of total annihilation. Gods and mortals fight alongside each other on the streets and among the stars, struggling to hold back the armies of demons doing the bidding of The Bleed. 

Whole worlds are lost. Others are sacrificed. Thousands are ready to fight, but millions more offer themselves up to the gods, praying that The Rapture will bring them salvation. In the midst of it all just a handful of survivors scattered across the multiverse are aware of what’s at stake and how they can avoid Armageddon. But with the odds stacked against them and impossible distances between them, will they be able to come together and turn the bloody tide against The Bleed?

Written by David Moody, Chris Philbrook, and Mark Tufo

Kindle: https://amzn.to/2VNqo4m

Audible: https://amzn.to/2KJwnRt

Call for Submission: Dead Lucky

Tales from the World of Adrian’s Undead Diary Volume Seven

Dead Lucky

Call for Submission

3/17/2020

The world of Adrian Ring welcomes you again.

Dead Lucky is the third anthology of short stories set in the zombie-ridden Adrian Ring universe and this is the call for submission.

I am looking for stories that feature strong main characters that are put into situations where luck rears its head. Call it the Jinx Fairy, call it good fortune, but all stories should feature moments where the storyline hinges on moments of good or bad luck.

Maybe your hero runs to the pickup parked outside the farmhouse with a horde on their heels, and when they drop the visor, the keys descend into the lap. Maybe those keys are for the mower.

Perhaps your character gets bitten, and when they get into their safe house, they realize they have one bullet left, so they can take care of themselves, and protect their friends and family.

Maybe your story features a pilot who has just enough fuel to put their plane down before they have to ditch in a zombie-infested city.

It’s your story. Tell it to me so I can help tell it to the world.

Dead Lucky will be divided into three sections that are AUD-universe timeline-based. The first section of stories will cover incidents on “That Day.” The second will cover the period of story between that day, and the conclusion of Book Eight. The final portion of the book will cover events after book eight.

I will be writing at least three stories, one set in each of the anthology’s time periods.

Dead Lucky will be released in eBook format on the Kindle, in print, and in audio formats in July or August. Stories should follow the general style and rules set forth in the ten books of the AUD universe. Your zombies should be slow, largely mindless, and make no noise. Please feel free to utilize existing characters, or have your story explain something in the AUD universe that has been unexplained thus far.

I am looking for first-rights stories (no reprints) that are unmistakably set in the world of Adrian Ring. Word length should be ~1,000 to ~7,000 words. If you’re under or over, better make it worth it. I will serve as the editor and curator. Simultaneous submissions are okay, but that’s weird, because if you’re story is set in the AUD universe, you ought not to be submitting it to other places. You may submit more than one story, but please try to have your stories occur in different sections of the book’s three timelines, and please try to limit your total word count across stories to 10k or less. I’d like about 18 stories, give or take.

Submissions that are accepted will be compensated with the following;

  • If less than 5k words, $25 cash payment payable via paypal within 30 days of final edit approval.
  • If more than 5k words, $40 cash payment payable via paypal within 30 days of final edit approval.
  • Two Audible audiobook codes
  • Electronic versions in both .pdf and .mobi formats
  • Three print copies signed by me, sent within 30 days of final print approval (US writers only)

Submissions should be in .doc or .docx format, with no tabs or indentations. Please send them as an attachment via email to: kolrael@gmail.com Use the subject line Dead Lucky Submission (your name). In the body of your email, please write a very brief summary of your story, as well as its word count and title.

Submissions are open as of right now, and will close on May 20th, 2020 or earlier if enough high-quality submissions are received.

Good luck.

-Chris

Quarantine got you down?

I am not a newscaster, so don’t expect to get up to the minute, medically accurate COVID-19 information here.

Buuuuutttt….

My wife and I have two toddlers, and school here in New Hampshire is now cancelled until April, and that means, our life just got upended a wee bit. We love our kids, and will do anything for them, but nonetheless, having extra toddler time during the day will change things, and become a wee bit trying.

Even if you don’t have kids at home, you’re probably still thinking about isolating a bit as we try to curb the spread of a new virus that threatens the old and infirm. It’s smart to take yourself off the playing board, as an old man named Gilbert once explained. Better to sit out, than get played the wrong way.

That being said, I can’t go to your house and take care of your kids or do a song and dance to entertain you. What I CAN do, is give you some books for free.

For the remainder of the month, I’ve put several titles up on the Kindle for either free, or drastically reduced prices so at the very least, you can download the free Kindle app for your phone or tablet, or use your actual Kindle, and enjoy several of my books, on me.

Here are the titles, sale prices, and dates;

Adrian’s Undead Diary Omnibus One: (4 books, post apoc, zompoc) Free until March 13th – 17th

https://amzn.to/2QhCnE6

Adrian’s Undead Diary Omnibus Two: (4 books , post apoc, zompoc ) As low as .99 starting March 16th, ticking up to full price on March 23rd.

https://amzn.to/2ILAnji

The Reemergence Omnibus: (3 books, urban fantasy) As low as .99 starting March 24th, ticking back up to full price on March 31st.

https://amzn.to/2QiPjcM

Unhappy Endings: Tales of AUD book one (post apoc, zompoc) : Free from March 16th to March 20th

https://amzn.to/2WeTZUU

Elmoryn’s Complete Kinless Trilogy: (3 books, Dark Fantasy) As low as .99 starting March 16th, ticking back up to full price on March 22nd.

https://amzn.to/3aUXmo7

The Wrath of the Orphans (Kinless Trilogy #1, Dark Fantasy) Free from March 25th through March 19th.

https://amzn.to/39SVZWJ

The Motive for Massacre (Kinless Trilogy #2, Dark Fantasy) As low as .99 starting on March 29th, returning to full price on March 31st.

https://amzn.to/38SMqWP

If I could discount audiobooks, I would, but I don’t have that power. I do however, have a limited number of audiobook codes for my AUD series, so if you’d like to get a free audiobook on me, please send an email to kolrael. It’s the google mail address, and I’m writing it like this so only actual brains can put two and two together. Winning.

Supplies are limited, but they’re yours if you ask nicely.

That’s it, that’s enough. I hope this entertains a few people, and gives some respite to the anxiety and cabin fever we’re all going to suffer the next few weeks. As always, if anyone needs anything, don’t hesitate to reach out. We’re all in this together, right?

-Chris

Gibson’s in Concord

If you made it out to Concord last Tuesday for the panel I sat on, thanks! We had about 15 people show, and engagement was stellar. I think everyone who attended asked at least one question, and we had some fun and insightful conversation about the post-apocalyptic genre.

A big thank you to Gibson’s Bookstore for having us in, and a big thank you to Scott M. Baker and Dee Cooper for their work getting the event set up.

Looking forward to more appearances around the country and New England as 2020 rolls on.

 

 

Panel and book signing at Gibson’s Bookstore in Concord NH tomorrow!

For anyone in the New England area, tomorrow, Fenruary 25th I’ll be holding court with three other authors in the zompoc genre at Gibson’s Bookstore on Main Street in Concord NH.

We’re going to be talking about the state of the genre as well as our own works in that genre, and it should be a casual, fun event where you can ask us questions, and watch us square dance. Mostly the other authors, granted, but anything could happen if I’m brought decent beer. All of our books will be in stock for purchase.

The event starts at 6pm and is slated to run until 7:30, but I’m sure we’ll linger after. Feel free to reach out to the store if you have any questions regarding hotels or parking.

The Facebook event is here: Post-Apocalyptic Panel on the 25th!

 

I hope to see some of you there!

 

-Chris

The Nexus has arrived

Yasmine’s story continues.

The phone rang, and Yasmine answered it, sending her into the ruins of the city to find a young man and rescue him from the Monoliths, a ruthless gang that had taken him prisoner.

But it wasn’t quite what she expected. The Monoliths weren’t ruthless, they were good people, led by an uncle she never knew she had, and Trey, the young man who reached out to her on her mother’s phone wasn’t even a man at all.
He was an alien, and worse yet, one of the crabs that took all the water, and destroyed Earth.

But alliances were made, friendships forged, and now, in the wake of their victory against the crabs in Shantytown, Yasmine and her uncle The Baron are going on a journey no human has ever undertaken;
They are heading to The Nexus, the center of all galactic civilization, and the one place they can find help to take Earth’s water back.

But that’ll mean war.

Interstellar war.

Yasmine’s war.

Out today, you can own The Nexus for $4.99 on the Kindle (or free via Kindle Unlimited), One Credit on Audible, or for $16.95 in paperback.

Snag my alter-ego’s new release here on Amazon right now.

 

Thanks, squad.

 

-Chris (WJ)

The Reemergence Omnibus, Volume One

I done gone and did it. With an established following, and five books released in the series, I felt like it was time for me to do a collection of the Reemergence novels for the Kindle.

Releasing on January 10th, 2020, Volume One of The Reemergence contains the first three books in the series;

Tesser: A Dragon Among Us

Ambryn & the Cheaters of Death and,

Fyelrath & the Coven’s Curse

The pre-order price for this boxed set is just $2.99, which is a buck a book. After release, it will go to its regular retail price of $7.99, so if you haven’t picked up any of the books in my urban fantasy series, and want to do it on a budget, there will probably never be a better time. I mean you get dragons, demons, fairies, vampires, cosmic horrors, mutants, heresy, magic, and dick and fart jokes, all written by me.

Jack. Pot.

Click the picture below, or go ahead and click right here.