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Elmoryn’s one and only cotton pre-shrunk t-shirt. Available in sizes from Small to 3xl. Sizes tend to run small, so please order accordingly.
Shirts come in a dark earthen brown, and warm, bright orange.
Once upon a time, there was a prep school, and the kids wore this shirt. Designed by fan Roy Guinta, the Property of ALPA athletic Dept shirt comes in dark gray in sizes from small to 3xl on pre-shrunk cotton. As always, sizes run a smidge small, so please order accordingly.
AUD’s most popular running joke, and t-shirt. Bad/Worse comes in pre-shrunk cotton on either black, or blue-gray in sizes from Small, to 4xl. Sizes tend to run small, so please order accordingly.
Everyone loves Otis… now you can represent that love with your Otis is my Homeboy shirt. These bad boys come in basic white, and hand-dyed tie-dye. They come in sizes ranging from small to 3xl, and tend to run on the small side, so please order accordingly.
Note on the tie-dye shirts; each shirt is unique, done by Chris himself. We can’t guarantee what colors or patterns you’ll get when you order, sufficed to say we only sell the coolest ones that were made. Chris wears the ugly ones.
Bloody hand prints on a wall… Spread the Plague represents the AUD love with red on black pre-shrunk cotton. Sizes range from Small to 3xl, and run a smidge small, so order accordingly.
The ALPA Class of 2010 t-shirt comes in pre-shrunk olive drab cotton. Art originally done by fan Mike Dodrill, now you can own the mohawked skull with the halligan tool too. Sizes range from small to 3xl, and tend to run on the small side.
Team Vagina for the win! Wear your girl pride with this baseball style three-quarter sleeve shirt. It’s a two-panel shirt with lighter gray at the center and black sleeves. Made of a poly/cotton blend, with pink writing, the Team V shirt sports Abby’s last name and her age at the start of the story on the back.
Sizes run from Small to 2xl.
Slick, and attractive. Grab one now.