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Death is Not the End t-shirt

Elmoryn’s one and only cotton pre-shrunk t-shirt. Available in sizes from Small to 3xl. Sizes tend to run small, so please order accordingly.

Shirts come in a dark earthen brown, and warm, bright orange.

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Property of ALPA Athletic Dept. t-shirt

Once upon a time, there was a prep school, and the kids wore this shirt. Designed by fan Roy Guinta, the Property of ALPA athletic Dept shirt comes in dark gray in sizes from small to 3xl on pre-shrunk cotton. As always, sizes run a smidge small, so please order accordingly.

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Bad / Worse t-shirt

AUD’s most popular running joke, and t-shirt. Bad/Worse comes in pre-shrunk cotton on either black, or blue-gray in sizes from Small, to 4xl. Sizes tend to run small, so please order accordingly.

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Otis is My Homeboy t-shirt

Everyone loves Otis… now you can represent that love with your Otis is my Homeboy shirt. These bad boys come in basic white, and hand-dyed tie-dye. They come in sizes ranging from small to 3xl, and tend to run on the small side, so please order accordingly.

Note on the tie-dye shirts; each shirt is unique, done by Chris himself. We can’t guarantee what colors or patterns you’ll get when you order, sufficed to say we only sell the coolest ones that were made. Chris wears the ugly ones.

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Spread the Plague t-shirt

Bloody hand prints on a wall… Spread the Plague represents the AUD love with red on black pre-shrunk cotton. Sizes range from Small to 3xl, and run a smidge small, so order accordingly.

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Class of 2010 t-shirt

The ALPA Class of 2010 t-shirt comes in pre-shrunk olive drab cotton. Art originally done by fan Mike Dodrill, now you can own the mohawked skull with the halligan tool too. Sizes range from small to 3xl, and tend to run on the small side.

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AUD Swing Bumper Sticker

How did he get stuck there, anyway? Doesn’t matter, so long as he’s not on fire. Vinyl bumper or water bottle sticker. Measures approximately 3″ x 5″

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Hell Gauge Sticker

When there is no more room in Hell… You’ll get one of these stickers. Seriously. Every order from Chris comes with one, but if you just have to have more, here’s where you get ’em.

Approximately 2″ round, four color process on gloss paper. It won’t last outside, but if you want to slap one on something and ride the gauge for a bit, here’s your chance.

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Dark Recollections

Custom signed copy of book one, where it all started.

Price: $15.00

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Alone No More

Signed sealed and delivered, book two of AUD.

Price: $15.00

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Midnight

Lucky #3… signed and on its way to you.

Price: $18.00

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The Failed Coward

Ladies love this cover. No one tells me why. Signed and sent out, to you.

Price: $17.00

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Wrath

Want the one that makes everyone cry? Signed by the guy who wrote it? Buy dis here.

Price: $16.00

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In the Arms of Family

Wherein we discover what happens with blood relatives in the apocalypse. Signed, to you.

Price: $16.00

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The Trinity

One, two and three came together. A huge cast finally assembles, like Voltron, only with zombies, and no robots. Signed #7.

Price: $18.00

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Cassie

The unbroken circle’s end. The conclusion of the AUD epic, signed and in your hands.

Price: $16.00

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Unhappy Endings

The first anthology set in the world of Adrian’s Undead Diary, Unhappy Endings features four new stories written by Chris himself, as well as a dozen more penned by other genre authors. Some of the original AUD site’s finest fan fiction is here as well, expanding the universe to explain much more than ever before.

Price: $16.00

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London Burns

On ‘that day’ a few Royal Marines saved the lives of Kevin Whitten and his crew. This novella tells the story of what happened after Kevin’s chopper took off. London Burns also includes an exclusive short store from the Elmoryn world: Roots Grown Deep.

Price: $11.00

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The Wrath of Orphans

The first book of The Kinless Trilogy, signed and sent off to you.

Price: $16.00

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The Motive for Massacre

#2 in The Kinless Trilogy, John Hancock’d and stuff.

Price: $16.00

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The Echoes of Sin

The third and final Kinless Trilogy novel, where almost… all the secrets get uncovered. Enjoy it, signed for you.

Price: $18.00

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Tesser: A Dragon Among Us

Price: $20.00

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Ambryn & the Cheaters of Death

Price: $20.00

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Complete Adrian’s Undead Diary signed set

All books, one through eight, signed, sealed, and delivered straight to you.

Price: $100.00

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Complete Kinless Trilogy signed set

The complete dark fantasy/steampunk trilogy signed and sent to you. Includes a free copy of Alan MacRaffen’s Elmoryn novella; The Doom of Eldrid Cole.

Price: $50.00

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Team V t-shirt

Team Vagina for the win! Wear your girl pride with this baseball style three-quarter sleeve shirt. It’s a two-panel shirt with lighter gray at the center and black sleeves. Made of a poly/cotton blend, with pink writing, the Team V shirt sports Abby’s last name and her age at the start of the story on the back.

Sizes run from Small to 2xl.

Slick, and attractive. Grab one now.

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Complete signed Adrian’s Undead Diary boxed set

Want the entire series, all at once, in one tidy package?

Would you want it all signed by Chris?

Here it is, in its glory. All eight AUD novels, each signed and personalized as you wish, sent to your doorstep. Or someone else’s.

Includes Dark Recollections, Alone No More, Midnight, The Failed Coward, Wrath, In the Arms of Family, The Trinity, Cassie, and a free bumper sticker, plus a few Hell Gauge stickers to boot.

Price: $100.00

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Only the Light we Make

The third title in the Tales series, and the second ever anthology set in the world of AUD, Only the Light we Make is a collection of stories written by some of the post-apocalyptic genre’s finest talents.

OtLwM also has three stories written by Chris that explain some character history, and serve to set up the future of the AUD universe.

Price: $16.00

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Complete signed Tales from the World of Adrian’s Undead Diary set (3 books)

This set includes one signed copies each of;

Unhappy Endings

London Burns and,

Only the Light we Make

Price: $41.00

Resurrections; A Short Story Collection

Want a signed copy of Resurrections, my short story collection? Snag this here and I’ll mail you one, lickety split.

A boy and his father walk on the shore of an ocean filled with bloody spears cast off from a war between gods.

A father travels back in time over and over, unable to rescue the mother of his child, but then…

A mischievous satyr lurking in a dungeon has a field day with trespassing adventurers.

A mirror sits in the lobby of an ancient palace, and twice a year under the light of the moon you can walk through it to another world. But at what cost?

These tales and 12 more are in Resurrections; a compilation of short stories written by Chris Philbrook, author of Tesser: A Dragon Among Us, Adrian’s Undead Diary, and The Kinless Trilogy.

Price: $14.00

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