All orders from this website for shirts or signed books are handled directly by me and have free shipping to the United States.  If you plan on ordering from outside the United States, please send a message to me using contact page first so I can make sure the cost to ship your order isn’t exorbitant.  Any international orders placed without getting in touch with us first will be held in limbo until we get a shipping price, and confirm with you everything is a go.  Shipping charges over and above US rates are the responsibility of the buyer (that’s you). There are specific items with built in non-US prices to account for increased shipping charges.

There is no order minimum.  There is no order maximum.  (subtle hint to spend profusely)

If you would like to order with a check or money order, please contact me using contact page.  I will set your merchandise aside until the check or money order arrives and clears the bank.  Once clear, your order will be sent out to you.    Bounced checks will incur my unending wrath, and all charges will come back to you.  Money orders are awesome, and thus preferred if you’re choosing to order in this fashion.

All orders have a 2-3 business day handling time before we can get them in the mail to you.  

Your order will be shipped via USPS in a sealed poly bag or small box, and should take somewhere around 3-5 business days to arrive in the United States.  Keep in mind this is an estimate.  I have no control over how long it takes them to get it to you.  International orders can take much longer to arrive, so I ask for your patience if your order takes awhile to arrive.

Any questions can be sent my way using the contact page.